So Molly and I took a walk today to Wal-Mart which is 2.8 miles from our house roundtrip. On our way back, we were waiting at a stoplight to turn green so we could cross. I get the "walk" signal and some douche bag in a truck with his little douche bag friend were beginning to turn when they realized I was trying to walk with my baby. The sonofabitch actually had the nerve to make a "go ahead" gesture with his hand (as if this is what I was waiting for, not the little fucking green/blue walk man) so I could cross the street. I looked straight at him and said, "Ya think?!" As I was in the middle of the crosswalk and as he was making his turn I could here him saying something but couldn't make out exactly what it was, so I turned my head and yelled, "Eat shit!"
You know I'm betting if fucko spent a little less time masturbating, his eyesight might not be so bad and he could see when someone has the "walk" signal. Fuckwad!!!
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lol I miss you and your hilarious-ness. I need to visit this more often ;)
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