Big cars and the people who can't drive them

What the fuck is it with people who have to have a big car/suv/truck but have no ability to keep them between those little white lines on the road?

Let me say that I have no problems with big cars, I have a Santa Fe and my husband has an Avalanche. You know what the difference is? We can keep those bad boys in our own lanes.

Listen lady, I understand you have a shitload of kids, but don't make me suffer for it because you're too much of a fucking idiot to be able to handle the monstrosity that you're driving. Get off your back, keep your knees together and buy a small fucking station wagon. Dumb bitch.

And dude, it's not my fault you have a small penis. Is it really necessary to make up for it by having a truck so jacked up that you are level with the fucking street lights. Go get a John Wayne Bobbit special and let the rest of us drive in peace. Stupid prick.