Little gray hairs

Okay, I can accept the fact that I have gray hair, especially since I get my hair colored every three months. What I can't accept are the little gray bastards hiding in my eyebrows. What the fuck is up with that? And they can't just be little gray eyebrow hairs...oh no, that would be too simple. These are those long gray wiry bastards that like to poke out every which way. So what, I'm a fucking mad scientist now?