If you're a straight man you have no business having a little dog. Dig deep, find your balls and get a real dog.
Put the Chihuahua down, walk away from the Pomeranian, avert your eyes from the Yorkie, and don't even look at the Pekingese. Go get a Lab, Bernese, Newfie, German Shepherd, Great Dane or any of the other large breed of dogs.
And if you have a wife/girlfriend who has a small dog, DO NOT under any circumstances walk said dog, it's her dog let her walk it. It's just wrong, be a man for pete's sake!
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*laughs*
whats funny
my brother and his gf bought a Pomeranian together like 3 or 4 years ago.
they fucking push it around in a doggie stroller (granted its only when they take him to petsmart and it did come in damn handy when he broke his front leg jumping off a chair onto tile flooring but anyhow)
yeah my brothers a big fucking jock type and hes got an itty bitty fuzzy football
however hes fucking adorable as all hell and i just loves him to bits
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