A few truths

None of these are directed at anyone specifically, just things that roll around in my mind.

Just a few random things I want to say to people who either don't have kids or have kids but don't have custody of them:

1. I don't care how many classes you've taken or how long you've been "working" with kids, you don't know more than I do about my kids and you need to keep your mouth shut when doling out advice.

2. If I tell you not to do or say something around my child, there is a reason for it. I'm not saying things because I like the sound of my voice, I'm saying them because I have a two year old who will repeat or try to do whatever it is you are saying and/or doing. If you teach my child a swear word or that doing stupid shit is funny and cool I will personally kick your ass.

3. If you don't have custody of your kids, don't try to tell me how to raise mine. You clearly are to much of a fuck up to have yours so what makes you think you know anything about raising kids? Shut the fuck up and sit your ass back down.

4. Do not walk up to someone you don't know and try to touch their baby or try and touch a pregnant woman's belly, IT'S NOT COOL.